Well, actually I’m making a moral statement about the media.

Slut-shaming is the smart way to respond to this situation.

For me, Casey is tied in a dead heat for second favorite Affleck.

Congratulations to him for surviving, but that doesn't mean he's not an idiot.

Age Ell Snort

My grandparents had goats on their cattle ranch and my grandmother was convinced this one billy hated her. She told my grandfather that and he roundly mocked her for saying such a foolish thing, goats don’t hate, etc etc. as he was talking, apparently the billy snuck around behind them and butted her in the ass so…

Does my true love know I’m fucking the goat in order to be with him? Because I’m thinking that’s good for at least a diamond bracelet.

I would like to be adopted into your family please.

Can someone please explain what the benefit is ove investigating sexual assault without involving law enforcement? Other than just protecting the university itself.

We own dishes that I’ve seen described as both “shallow bowls” and “deep plates.” Until I found those two conflicting definitions, I just called them “pasta bowls.” Now my life is full of confusion and sadness. What do I do?!?

Ha! Y’all all wish your dogs were as sexy as mine.

That's the Mapother 3000. Duh.

It looks very very light. Like...how does that work? Like maybe a giant white dildo which suddenly makes this way more interesting.

I’m pretty sure “turtle” is code for “dicks”. I mean, he put it in his mouth and got real excited.

Thank gawd she cleared that up.

Fuck that clerk. Right in her hearing hole.

This seems sort of logical to me. But I'm not a doctor...or a scientist...or mother to a child I carried...so....ya know...

This picture frightens and confuses me.

I just came to write: duh.

Look. I just need to know where do I sign? Getting paid to eat? Hell, yes.