He's fit to bear loads. Big ol' stanky ones.

Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

Hey, Melissa Rauch has a very nice body and quite an ample chest. I'm sure I'm not the only person who saw her for years on The Big Bang Theory and other things and figured that the prospect of seeing her in the nude would be quite appealing.

That's where I first saw her. I immediately thought she was cute. Then I eventually saw what she looked like below the neck and… well, I'm what the medical community refers to as a "breast man," so the way in which I found her attractive gained a whole new dimension.

The really sad thing about that movie is that it's not just a dumb "easy paycheck" movie Travolta just agreed to be in but a pet project that he'd tried for MANY years to get made- such a long time that he was young enough when he started his efforts to play the lead role, which was his original intention. To have it…

He should've just said no and gone out on a high note playing Izzy Mandelbaum on Seinfeld.

That movie has the unfortunate distinction of being Lloyd Bridges' last. I've never seen it, but I could tell just from watching the commercials that it was probably terrible.

The kid in Big Daddy said it in the court scene when he was asked what he learned from Sandler's character: "And I lawned that Styx is one of the gweat Amewican wock 'n woll bands, and they only caught a bad wap because most cwitics ow cynical assholes."

Renegade had Kathleen Kinmont, and… well… Kathleen Kinmont was hot.

Save the fetuses, screw the kids!

But those children are outside the womb, so it's ok for them to die.

And oppression of gays.

Five chipmunks twirlin' on a branch! Eatin' lotsa sunflowers on my uncle's ranch!

Can Nathan write an article without using the word "sentient"? It always shows up at least once without fail.

Four Italian guys who do the soundtracks for Dario argento films.

You sure that wasn't John Swartzwelder?

Wow. Now THAT'S an obscure reference.

Everyone can enjoy that!

Milo is the Uncle Ruckus of gays.

But the music reviews were unbearably smug and far too excessively critical.