It fascinates me that the story on which the family classic A Christmas Story was based originally was published in Playboy.

Not the Gahan Wilson ones, though.

He had an image to maintain whether it was true or not.

It was And Justice For All that was nominated.

Because Beyoncé has all kinds of awards already while far more deserving people don't even have one. She doesn't need anymore.

"Dog Show" was great because it was so fucking bizarre and was always fully committed to its bizarreness. It's purpose was to be "what the fuck?!" and it always succeeded at serving that purpose. And the fact that Ferrell and Shannon were obviously fully aware of how ridiculous it was made it even better.

What made the cheerleader sketches great was how much fun Will Ferrell genuinely seemed to be having doing them. He was always clearly giving his all in those sketches. The extreme height difference between he and O'Teri made for some good physical comedy, too. And yes, the one with Jim Carrey was definitely the…

But he joined the cast while Hartman was still with the show.

I always forget that McKean, Jay Mohr, and Norm MacDonald all joined the show the season BEFORE this one. It's just always made more sense for them to have come in as members of the hodge-podge, thrown together new cast of this particular season.

Same here. Except that I watched that stuff a hell of a lot more than my dad did.

Yeah, I just found out that was Alex Jones in Waking Life a few weeks ago. It was rather disappointing: "Aw man… I love this movie, and HE'S in it?!"

If I'm doom, then what does that make him?

That background music used to play on the "Preview Guide" channel back in the early 90's.

Snow dad's better than no dad!

Will you play any Squirrel Bait covers?

This is EXACTLY the feeling I had after seeing this movie.

Why is Grandpa Joe the worst, and why is he the least deserving member of Charlie's family to tour the factory?

Grandpa Joe doesn't invite himself. After he finishes reading the ticket, Charlie says to him "Grandpa, I sure wish YOU could come." Charlie is the one who invites him.

No, Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley did.

But which character in Beetlejuice is him? Certainly not the titular bio-exorcist.