Didn't take long for UEFA to pull that, but here's a vine:

Reimer would have saved that question.

"Stevie and I played catch for hours. He's an amazing human being."

That takes some serious courage, to admit being an umpire.

And whatever you do, don't tell him you want to see a hat trick.

I absolutely love when the guy is like "this is the greatest comeback of... of all times!" and I used to say "of all times" in his voice a lot. But then Kanye West taking the mic from Taylor Swift happened and people thought I was referencing that so I stopped saying it.

Nick Young has that look we all have eventually...it's the "wow, I thought my dad was Superman, turns out he's just some old dude" look on his face.

Eric Berry, if you didn't know, is the best.

If my Ph.D. has taught me anything of value and practical use, it's that hierarchical rankings of this type are highly subjective and open to infinite critique and deconstruction. To be sure, what is an ordinal list if not a descending tally of one person's whims and wants? Why not stretch the list back to our…

Leafs Employee 1: Somebody give me a mic check, eh?

"It's coming to you!' -Jason Kidds' car to the telephone pole.

There goes Doug again, always Creighton problems.

"Big fucking deal. They all look the same anyway." -Anthony Bennett

So, what, you think now he's a 20/10 guy?

Uhm...is there legal precedent to get @ELNEIGHBORADOR and @SonBateman arrested or something? Because...holy shit. Fuck those guys.

Michael Beasley: High, School Friend

The Cavaliers are off to sluggish start

The Bulls would release him, but at this point he can’t even take a hike.

This guy can go fjuck himself.

Perhaps Favors was getting revenge for the previous play, when the referees gave James three free throws for a dubious foul on Favors.