Whichever Plumlee is on the Nets.

I have a dear friend who was pretty deeply depressed and, I suppose, fairly aimless. Then his wife had an affair and they're getting divorced, and he's, like, super galvanized by it all! The depression is gone completely, he's back to being hilarious and vital, he's got energy, and even a little pizzazz.

As a Sixers fan I feel like a cancer kid about to get my Make-A-Wish when suddenly the Lakers mainline cesium so they can meet John Cena.

Here it is, reversed.

As first reported in the New York Daily News, we now know why: Rodriguez paid him a cool $900,000 to do so.

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.

"Jets? The 9/11 hijackers used jets as weapons. If you are a Jets fan, you support terrorism."

I'd be OK if this became (I guess it is already?) a recurring feature.

Oh and by the way, as if all the above weren't enough: Bumgarner was also the best hitting pitcher in baseball this season (.258, 4 HR, 15 RBI, .755 OPS). http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/11…

I look forward to the Sixers having to play an entire game with a Fatal Windows error projected onto the floor.

Rutgers womens basketball starting lineup a nappy-time decision.

"When I wake up from my nap, I'll let you know. Around 4:30. If I sleep really, really well tonight, and [Wednesday] afternoon with my nap, I'll let you know how I'm feeling."

Wilson would not comment on the trash bags he was carrying, which appeared stuffed with J Crew catalogs and back issues of Vanity Fair.

It's a dramatic performance of what noted writerer Chris Jones tweeted after the Boston Marathon bombing:

I always knew Floyd Mayweather beat women.

I'll start by admitting that I'm not as familiar with how WAR or Win Shares work in basketball. In baseball, it is a counting stat in the sense that doing the same thing for twice as long gives you twice the credit, as opposed to a rate stat. So, if I'm worth 3 wins above replacement for two years, I'm now a 6 win…

Raingels in the Outfield

I'm beginning to think the conduct of people affiliated with NFL teams isn't held to the same standard as that of average citizens.

He's just building his Brandt.