But that simplicity is what leads to the fight at Maz’s place or the Throne Room fight.

I dont know why everyone is trying to make star wars something more than space dog fights and laser sword battles but whatever I guess.

Are Deadspin writers required to have an illogical fear of the sweet creamy sangy nectar that is mayonnaise?

Or um the fuel?

PMS can really be the shits.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Counterpoint: Nope, still hate ‘em.

Get smarter friends.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

I think it is a dishonest reading of both this article and the ongoing no pages series to read it as a demand on GRRM. It is a light-hearted, slightly absurdist take on his legendarily slow progress. If your standard for not being able to have fun with a topic is that despicable assholes on the internet will take it…

When Shuri called him a colonizer, the whole theater died.

Colonizers.

We beat them in the Olympics, they beat us in the Worlds. Both teams are equally talented, & the U.S. could easily beat us in this tournament. They’re not underdogs here.

And the US has beaten Canada for gold in 7 of the last 8 World Championships. He didn’t say anyone was a favorite, just pointed out there are no underdogs in this scrap.

That’s true, but it doesn’t tell the whole story, while Canadian women have dominated the Olympics, US women have dominated the WC, which unlike men’s hockey, is typically best on best.

team usa actually are the favorites, theyre ranked number 1 in the world coming into this years olympics, doesnt get much more favorite than number 1

Lol shut the fuck up

In terms of pedigree I think Vikander’s actually had more opportunities to show off her acting abilities than Ridley. I mean she has an Oscar already

Leia flying through space, having previously shown no knowledge of the Force.