Post-Nixon America was so traumatized by Nixon’s crookery that it swerved around to elect a Sunday school teacher who was nice to the public, didn’t lie, and worked tirelessly for peace. Sometimes the backlash is a good thing.

“After his EPIC take down of Donald Drumpf’s tweets, Keith Olbermann has emerged as the front runner for the Democratic presidential ticket!”

Merrick Garland is nice too, you should meet him. 

Sure, sure, and Hitler loved his dog. 

Twitter is essentially the writing on the urinal wall of the Internet, but *slow clap*

Alas, true at this moment

It probably would be impeachable if anyone in Congress actually gave a shit about enforcing laws right now. 

i’m in the camp that says he does not have top security clearence and one of the reasons he’s been on the deep state kick from day one.

“Why didn’t he say anything two years ago?”

I agree in spirit, but I think it’s an idea fraught with danger. If a candidate cannot qualify for an SCI clearance, then they are effectively barred from running. This now makes the background check a political process. Also, some desirable qualities also disqualify you for an SCI clearance, including having been in…

There is certainly a valid case to be made for any potential presidential candidate (and, more broadly, any elected official or appointed public servant who will be privy to top secret information) being required to go through the background checks and lie detector tests and other invasive crap necessary to get and…

I definitely read that as ‘the tapes no longer exist’ or ‘we got rid of all the tapes’

His mind (or whatever it is called in Trump’s case) doesn’t work that way. Also “no tapes” could mean that they were destroyed. Or maybe Mark was messing with Trump and said “no tapes” but there are discs, servers, media storage ect.. wink wink...

You and I both know that Burnett never made that call. The only reason he’s not saying anything is because he’s NDAed out the ass and, unlike Omarosa, he can’t point to being on the federal payroll as invalidating the NDA.

I mean... we all know he said it. I don’t need a recording to know that. He probably has said it in the last month (I bet SHS was standing just outside the door so she can say she wasn’t in the room). Actually he’s probably said it in the last week since the whole discussion of a tape came about.

@MarkBurnettTV called to say that there are NO TAPES of the Apprentice where I used such a terrible and disgusting word

This is such bullshit. First of all: “Racially insensitive” is bullshit. It’s RACIST. These people are so fucking afraid of using that word, and of telling the truth. Second: They just sit there and say nothing while people like Agent Orange spew racism left and right. They are supposed to be “nice white people,” yet…

Well horses can count to 10 :-)

is a run of the mill gang beef killing really all it takes to get you on the FBI most wanted list?

if you look at the people on the list seems fairly random. Or like... there’s only one drug cartel dude. and One dude who killed a armored car worker. Not even really federal crimes. Just randomly, picked minorities or if…