Bad boob job of the auto world?  Throw in facelifts, lip enhancements, butt lifts and fake biceps.  I’d have to get a bad toupee and a leisure suit to be seen in this.  

One of the downsides about narcissism is the inevitable rise of narcissists to power; one of the upsides is the lysine contingency that is hubris and usually ends in tragedy and the loss of everything. May he be so blessed.

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi, but a bankrupt Nazi is a good start.

So weird because in most other cultures, they’re just called fried potatoes. I don’t like this multiverse.

So basically, we’re prone to stupid shit that makes the rest of the world roll their eyes. 

We aren’t.  We’re just almost never referring to the territorial waters that a president can rename.  We’re mostly talking about the area of international navigation.  Which is almost all of it.

I just wish Hunter S. Thompson could organize his eventual state funeral.

I notice there have been a lot more school shootings in the Gulf since the name change.

Let’s just put the word Trump in front of every land fill that is Superfund site.

Anyone remember how we were going to rename french fries “freedom fries” because the French opposed the invasion of Iraq?

I dont know if they planned it this way, but its a little amusing they changed it after a quick but loud push to delete Google Maps.

Bunch of beta babies, or something of the sort.

Thou shall not deadname the Gulf of America

Exactly what I came to say. Goddamn cowards. 

Cowards

We live in the dumbest timeline

He bought a CyberTruck, wrapped in gold and lives in Worcester?

If you bought a Cybertruck, you bought it with the full understanding of what Elon is. It wasn’t because it was the only truck you could afford or the only electric truck available, you did it as a lifestyle statement. Fair for people to respond in kind. Surprised more aren’t being vandalized.