“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

A gleaming city of towering space-dildos?

DD guy would actually be a pretty good option, he’d likely leave the parks alone since he’s a hunter and outdoors-man.

Day 1: Amal lets Brad know he’s more than welcome and she and George are “here” for him.

“Yeah, um, about that ad campaign.....”

I live in NV and after having our strong leader in the Senate, Harry Reid, the Kochs are excited to get us back and put in another puppet like Dean Heller.

Sadly, they aren’t made for us giants. I’m 5'11 and have a damn hard time finding pants long enough. Apparently all clothes are made for women who are 5'7 and weigh 130 lbs without boobs.

So you’re mansplaining mansplaining mansplaining to me.

You must have never been out to eat with a toddler. There's lots of muss and fuss.

Sadly, it won’t change a damn thing when it comes to the majority of private prisons, which are run by state governments. And nothing in this article indicates that the federal government plans to end immigration detention centers which are run by private companies either.

If I liked everything else about the phone more than a phone with a headphone jack, yeah, I’d probably deal with it.

Ms. Clinton suffers from a congenital birth defect. As someone who was also born with this, which is so often stigmatized and swept under the rug, I think it’s time people start talking about it to draw back the curtain and draw attention to it. Let’s talk about it, people! It’s not disgusting! It’s not shameful! It…

It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for…

It continues to amuse/irritate me to no end that these people - white, conservative, religious - are the real face of welfare fraud. Not saying that other people don’t cheat the system but the FLDS have turned welfare fraud into an art form. Yet somehow when some people use the term ‘welfare queen’ you just know the…

Post Baby!

my dental insurance (already a scam just by nature) just told me that the removal of two SEVERELY WACK wisdom teeth, at the like decade-long urging of all my dentists, was a medically unnecessary procedure LOL

I work in the construction industry. That glass ceiling is very much intact.

For what it’s worth, Colorado snowpack as of today is 175% of average. Most of the major reservoirs in western CO are approaching capacity which means more water downstream to Lake Powell and, eventually, Mead.

Good for her for standing up for herself, and for you for supporting her. She’s fighting for her rights and she’ll be helping those who come after her.