The national park budget is $2.9 billion. A single B2 bomber is $2.4 billion. There you go, Congress. Just buy 1 less killing machine, and you can almost double the national park budget.

I want to first say something: THE GOVERNMENT DICTATING WHAT MEDICAL CONVERSATIONS TAKE PLACE CAN GO TO HELL. (ex: Fuck you, Florida, I’ll talk about gun safety as much as I damn well please) My only hope here, putting on my rose-colored glasses, is that this will ensure that hospitals provide this service to women…

There shouldn’t be a poll, because there is only one right answer.

Exactly. An abortion-free society would be great. One where no woman is ever pregnant without planning because she is educated and has easy access to multiple forms of birth control. One where rape never happens. One where we have advance medically so no child is ever conceived with a medical condition that cannot be…

The best funding for an abortion free society would be great sex-ed and free birth control.

thank you for thinking about the men

I’m sorry. I had to do it.

...and where, in the article, or any other article related to it, does Malala make this US-centric? Malala is Pakistani, and she now resides in the UK. The conference is for world leaders. I know this may be hard to believe, but not everything revolves around the USA. Not even with the current gravitational pull of a…

Ramen noodles for me, too. Also the Plaid Pantry (local version of a 7-11) specials on two hot dogs for $1.50, with an open condiment bar. I used to pile on chopped onions and green peppers, then come back home and scrape them off into separate plastic tubs in the refrigerator so that I could supplement my ramen with…

Seems like this would be a good time to have a dedicated, knowledgeable weather reporter.

Is it weird that I feel like this is okay? Like, it should be taught as part of language classes and middle school classes and to everyone everywhere.

Here’s the thing.

She also once cancelled a meeting with Putin because he was late.

You’re not alone in this, Kevin.

The problem is that you would marry the guy who trolled Ted Cruz. But you’d have to be married to the guy who wrote the last two Hangover movies.

I used to think that, but newbie pees on me if I use a cold wipe, and doesn’t if I use a warm one. 11 days in and I’m tired of being peed upon, almost enough to run to Target and get a frickin wipes warmer.

How it actually went:

how about we…like, make muslim/middle eastern people leave their homes…and relocate them to camps…men, women, and children…but, they’ll have, like, schools and even mosques in the camps and be able to work…that’s a good idea, right?

Part of the beauty of living in Nevada is the fact I can drive and hike almost anywhere in the backcountry I want. I love the desert. Please don’t let these greedy scum take that away.