He has a rep for being an on-the-ball defender and tough-nosed, but he’s a dirty ass player. The first time he went after Westbrooks knees was dirty, and this time was the same thing, only Russell didn’t get injured.

Oh my God. Keep going, I’m almost there.

God I was so sick of Peter King. He had his faults, being an NFL toady is one of them. But he never seemed like a know it all asshole like Breer.

I’m convinced that the only reason anybody wakes up early to run is so they can casually mention it later.

Saw that article yesterday, didn’t open it, and thought “This is when I’d hate to work at Deadspin. They’re probably drawing straws right now for who has to read that fucking thing.”

Albert Breer is the quintessential person born on third base who thinks they hit a triple. Fuck him. 

I’d rather watch wrestling than any other sport.

he doesn’t have the shooting range for the modern game.

He really is... all that.

Kenan, you’re one of my all-time faves.

Schweppes is really the lesser-Kardashian of seltzers. Or lesser-Braxton of seltzers. Or Winans. You get the picture. 

Schweppes is really the lesser-Kardashian of seltzers. Or lesser-Braxton of seltzers. Or Winans. You get the…

Venomous creatures. Any time an Australian does something odd and athletic, it’s to escape/ward off/kill venomous creatures.

That was two minutes of impressive athleticism, but I still have no idea why any of those men were doing any of the things they were doing.  

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

Polar, no two ways about it. This was their summer lineup. Excited to see what the fall brings

That kid threw a frozen rope strike to the plate. This guy one hops it to 2nd base from shallow left. So if it is, it’s the Jamie Moyer version.

Good, the 49ers need a new QB.

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

Papa’s John