Bill Burr refers to Boston as a racist San Francisco. Which seems about right.

Nope, New Hampshire is the Florida of New England.

Weirder penis, Big Ben or Trump?

“Tom knows Bill is the best coach in the league, but he’s had enough of him. If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

“If Tom could, I think he would divorce him.”

I love long idiotic college debates! I also love/miss conversations that are 90% comprised of movie quotes.

I always thought man, but that could sure go either way.  It’s still my favorite scene/quote from that movie though.

Huh - I always thought female, but I can see where you’re coming from. Judges?

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

I shoulda committed insurance fraud.

White-Collar Crime Is Apparently Not Enough To Halt An NFL Career

Pete Carroll can’t resist a good inside job. 

Cheers to Lauren and Laura for 1. calling this asshole out and 2. being able to publicly laugh it off.

...bench yourself from writing never again.

Unfortunately you are also female so be prepared to get upset at things I say.

The Ram’s Johnson (#43, ?) really elevates this already great sight. Dude held onto Lynch’s right leg the entire way.

they can’t make the Indians give him back, that would be offensive

Me too, man.

Damn, I miss my mom. Doesn’t matter how old you get- in every man there is a little boy that needs his mother.