Oh, honey.

Guys, I’m starting to think Jarvis Landry is an asshole.

Strange: usually the Jets only brawl with the Sharks.

Thank you so much for this. I still have no idea what kind of fucking noise “tsz” is supposed to sound like. Also I’ve been changing the brown hats to yellow hats when I read it forever, and the one time I read it as written, my daughter was quick to correct me. “Those are yellow, Daddy!”

Well, if Hue ain’t doing it.

It certainly looks like expectations have been raised this season. This year the Browns might actually be expected to practice.

Jarvis Landry should be the Browns Head Coach...

But why male models? - Wes Welker

I think we should really consider doing away with helmets, as they are primarily used as a weapon these days. It’ll mean more ‘heads up’ football and proper work on fundamentals. Hell, it’ll most likely lead to a faster game anyway. And while we’re going along this way of thinking, I’d probably do away with shoulder…

“I don’t know enough about the rule to understand it right now and comment on it.”

“I don’t know enough about the rule to understand it right now and comment on it.”

This is stealth marketing for a sous vide, isn’t it?

I know the bar for “impressive feats of athleticism” is probably low coming from a guy who is now at an age where I sustain injuries while sleeping. But that was an impressive feat of athleticism.

I was skeptical this was going to be a contrarian take, but this is actually some good digital journalism. Now I only wish I hadn’t posted his workplace phone number, HR contact, and home address on reddit.

My family was born divided: my mom was a diehard White Sox fan, my dad- a traitor to his Southside origins- a Cubs fan. My mother found out after their third date and didn’t call him back for a week because of it. I like to believe that I exist because of my mother’s tolerance for Cubs fans.

NEW YORK - Mets Manager Mickey Callaway backtracked after previously having claimed that team doctors had given David Wright gallons of spinal fluid via intravenous therapy, claiming that in actuality it had just been a pair of aspirin by mouth and no one could tell where all the spinal fluid on the field came from.

As a parent my first thought was "poop"

Trump was in Helsinki, not Washington, this week. Sorry.

My first job after college was working on a locked, in-patient, psychiatric facility in a major city. We were a short-term place for people who were deemed to be a danger to themselves or others.