+1 Garth.

I spent a long time really disliking IPAs (still not my favorite), and for my money Ambers tended to be a go-to. They’re certainly not hoppy (unless the brewer is getting too-cute) and they avoid the heavy maltiness that can bog down porters, scottish reds and stouts.

Shit that’s funny

...to have Brian O’Conner and Han Lue brought back to life...

I remember everything about my fathaaaaaaaa[sound of rattlesnake dying in the desert sun]

I really don’t think the plot of Cats is that complicated. Here, I’ll show you.

Not for nothing, but if you’re trying to play the “I’m not cheating I’m just taking a shit” card, I don’t think you want to sit in the stall with your legs crossed like that 

Fun (not fun) game: Terrible Actors ranked by total box office of the top 10 films they have a lead role in.

This song is the answer to basically any objection to Old Town Road:

You think it’s a joke, but...

I think you have self esteem issues if you think it’s okay for a bar...

10/10 would watch that

Dude’s dumber than a bag of rocks.

Is bread allowed? I would submit soft boiled broken and stirred into shredded toast as the platonic idea of egg, but on its own would happily concede that soft boiled is just kind of a weird inferior cousin to poached.

So, surprisingly given its evolutionary role, it tastes... pretty terrible?

for real. this dude’s dumber than a bag of rocks.

(Full attribution, i’m cribbing this opinion fully from Judge John Hodgman. Because he’s right)

Name another sandwich a reasonable person wouldn’t cut in half

yeah, this kind of nuance has no home here. THIS IS THE INTARNETS.