Hey, I am an expert on horse boners! At last my chance to shine! At least, I grew up around horses, and have witnessed pretty much all their natural functions from birth to death at various times. I can testify that AdRants is right - there's nothing sexual about the configuration of that horse's dick. Even…

Good on you for writing it up this way. The name needs to come out, but it needs to be the correct name.

"bros"

Fuck that guy.

Just tried this for the first time a couple weeks ago. Damn tasty for a cheap beer. Will definitely go into my "cheap beer for a hot summer day on a boat rotation"

Guess we need to brush up on what "underrated" means.

Coors Banquet....

Best arm I've seen in 20 years.

Here's a piece by Josh about Jon Jones that talks about how he brings beauty to the sport:

Jesus, can they just fuck and get it over with?

Hey, Mike and Mike were decent for once. Bravo, fellas

Every time I read your name I imagine thats's how John Travolta would pronounce Dylan McDermott's name.

"Upon seeing this, ESPN executives immediately set upon rectifying the situation: Terminating Beadle and apologizing to Smith and Bayless for any offense her comments may have caused."

I love that he wastes so much time with tough-guy posturing, too. He makes sure we know he'll kick an ass if it touches one of his female possessions, though said possession could save him the trouble by rethinking her tone before it gets that far.

It's not armchair if you've worked in psychiatry for almost 30 years. At that point, it becomes textbook picture.

Exactly. He is showing classic signs of the type of mood instability seen with dementias, and the rapidity with which he changes his mind is enough to cause whiplash. Yes, she can sell the team, no she can't. Yes she can. No. Okay. Screw this, I'm sueing.

You'd agree with your wife to sell the team (including a statement from your lawyer), then the very next day attempt to cancel the $2 bil transaction via suing everyone, then have a teary makeup with your wife and a three-hour reconcilation meeting after virulently insulting her in court, then turn around and sue her…

To be fair, how hard is it, really, to stop a Frenchman from going over the wall?