Musgarves is so good. Love Blowin Smoke.

I love cottage cheese. Give me a tub, a spoon and a shaker of ground black pepper.

At this point, I feel like I'm the only person in this country who can eat milk products and gluten with no problem.

McKnight: Sings "back at one"

Most important thing I got out of this article- Look how cute those little pink overalls are!

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

Her weight is an advantage only because she has a fantastic power to weight ratio. If she were 100 lbs and peeling off the obstacles like most of our doughy asses would be, then her weight would clearly be a disadvantage because her lack of muscle would prohibit her from succeeding. Yes, being lighter at a given…

But there are pretty obviously parts where some added wingspan would help, so that makes it a bit more challenging for her.

I generally find these types of shows a bit silly, but this was an amazing display of athleticism. I wouldn't have made it past the first obstacle.

But, you know, if I'm flopping onto a haystack I don't want to think there are ANY needles inside. Especially not if the needles are coated in poison.

CNN's findings are enough to make you view the whole place askance

The numbers reported by CNN represent one one-hundredth of one percent of the 300,000 people we have employed during this time period.

Wouldn't the need for all that security be bigger if he *wasn't* signing with Cleveland?

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

How do you spend thirteen hours inside a Wal-Mart? What do you do for all that time? You can't spend it shopping can you? I can barely spend a half-hour in a Wal-Mart without losing the will to live.

Man she just beats that "rogue" thing to death. Your moment is over.

Resolved: MLB should do away with intentional walks and allow teams to put a man on first without throwing four pitches.

Yeah, it sucks, but we can't start charging people with pre-crime- I think there was a whole movie about that.