I have such a hard time with the under aged groupie thing, man. On the one hand at 28 I feel very differently about minors having sex than I did as a 15 year old who was having sex at that age and who also tended to be attracted to older men. Back then, had some of my punk rock idols given me the chance, I probably…

I’m a socially drinking Democrat.

tfw in the 1980s the DNC decided you were too dumb to vote so they’d handle it for you

Want to really highlight how sexist they are? Reverse the gender and try not to giggle.

I’m in favour of abolishing the draft entirely.

The president can’t make law. Executive actions can only clarify and/or refine existing law. Banning assault weapons is something he simply can’t do, with any reasonable hope of it holding up in court.

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

OH MY GOD THIS IS WHY MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD

“But the main takeaway for researchers, and us, is simple: Why marry the cow when living with it will do just as well?”

I’ve gotten the feeling that he doesn’t actually want to be president. Maybe he just needs someone to tell him it’s okay to follow your own dreams.

I really feel like he’s going to suicide. He seems friendless and overcompensating for some serious self-loathing. I know many people would be content, if not happy to see him end his life, but I’d rather see him rehabilitated, atone for his shit, and then fade away.

For the Umpteenth time:

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

BE...OPPRESSIVE! B-E...OPPRESSIVE! B-E O-P-P R-E-S-S-I-V-E!

John 6:55

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

This is why parents have got to teach their sons to do their own damn housework.