talislady
talislady
talislady

This is ridiculous. If you want to have him spend his precious time apologizing for every racist thing he says, when is he going to find time to be racist?

You know he sat there and came up with that “sin not skin” Tweet and smiled, whispering to himself, “That’s so good. It rhymes. Presidents should rhyme. God thinks I’m hilarious.”

It sounds like a teacher put words in her mouth - “are you scared of that boy staring at you? Or are you going to get into trouble too?” kind of thing. I’ve seen teachers do it all the time :/ And of course the kid answers “yeah I’m scared!”

Anybody seen this awesomeness going around?

True.

Yeah it could be a lot more but you’re right it’s WAY too loaded down with “oh wow what a weird nerd” situations!

Haha that is true - I know a TON of people who watch it.

No, “Everything happens for a reason” people are the WORST people. I agree with the rest of your list though.

‘Stuff happens’ He actually in real life said ‘stuff happens’ in response to mass murder!

Ugh people who say hey “shit happens” are the worst kind of people

Waiter: “I’m sorry Sir, but the policy is clearly printed at the top of the restaurant menu”

First of all, this woman doesn’t understand her own damn religion, because by their own standards, the Pope is going straight to hell for being and idolater, so.

The thing that drives me batshit crazy about this whole thing is that Apostolic Christians don’t believe that Catholics are real Christians! Why is she so excited to meet the head of the Catholic Church if she believes Catholics are going to hell?! (Answer: Because she’s an attention whore.)

My guess on what really went down:

This is an emotionally inflamed moment. It would be inappropriate to talk about doing nothing now. We’ll take this up in a few months and do nothing then.

No shit?!? I once had a long distance relationship after I got someone else’s telegram while on a I was changing trains. The telegraph operator keyed it in wrong in Virgina as I was heading out to the Spanish controlled California territories and just as I got over the Mississippi there was a message for Miss.

If I ever develop strong religious beliefs, they will certainly involve cats.

She should just say the cat is part of her religious beliefs and she’ll have support in no time.

Can’t we just feed children... fruit?