I’m pretty sure that their whole “we need children” thing is subconscious racism. If they bothered to pay attention they would see that the population of the country is growing. But here’s the hitch that bothers them, even though they would never admit it: It’s minorities that are having the most children. For the…

Oh, okay then. Here goes.

Six minutes? Who can possibly get it up three times in a row?

There’s a great interview that she did - I think maybe it was with Seth Meyers? - where she said that as a child she wanted to change her name because no one could pronounce it, and her mother told her: “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.” Truth.

Unfortunately I don't think it'll matter in the court of public opinion. At least not to republicans/evangelicals/fundies/morons etc. . We all saw the debate, the people going after PP don't care about the truth, they never did. These people think rights only belong to white Christians & everyone else is dead to…

Nothing on his DVR but Tosh.0.

Michelin Star dining 101: Chef’s tasting menus are for hipsters, you know what you want and how you want it better than some tattooed culinary school hero.

Sorry your heart is too cold and dead to appreciate the cuteness of kitties’ jelly bean toes.

Peeing in public has many advantages.

He will “take care of them” (nudge nudge wink wink) so long as they aren’t bleeding out of their whatevers....

THANK YOU, Bernie Sanders. Imma gonna go donate 5 dollars right now.

Dude I laughed at the Mindy joke.

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

The world isn't black and white

For about two seconds, my coffee-deprived brain thought this was Jared from Subway. What a clusterfuck that would be.

—For a man to openly reject a woman because he found her fat would be social suicide.—

There is zero proof of that. Not a single accuser has come out against him. Please don’t spread nasty rumors. It helps no one.

I’d call her a cunt, but she lacks the depth and warmth.

If you are truly 6’2” and 180lbs, you can fucking handle it, bro.

It’s the eye of the martyr
It’s the thrill of the Right
Rising up to the challenge of our (Supreme Court) trial
And the last known dissenter
Thinks Jesus supports her plight
And she’s watching us all with the eyeeeeeeeeeee ... of the martyr