Somewhere Debra Messing is drinking heavily...

Never has a series of GIFs made me more uncomfortable.

Classic Fox News. Distill an issue down into something that doesn’t even remotely resemble what it started as, and make sure it’s the scariest thing possible. Black Lives Matter? Code for “Kill Cops!” It’s a fucking art form at this point.

It takes a ginormous leap in logic to go from

So cute. Like a communal burka.

After the Nat Turner rebellion the slave owners made damn sure that the only bible passages the slaves heard were the ones about obedience, submission and how your time in heaven will be awesome once they've used up your life here on earth for their profit.

Good fucking gravy.

“Go Po”s?

“I hate ranch” is the new “I don’t even own a tv”.

I don’t care what the haters say, salad makes me so happy! See? Nothing makes me smile more than lettuce on a plate or in a bowl.

which i am all about tbh. canada would just be watching, bemused and bewildered, hesitantly saying things like ‘is this necessary?’ or ‘are you sure about this?’ and ‘are you feeling okay?’

WINTER IS FUCKING COMING OKAY

Scott Walker, in an attempt to recapture his appeal with the this demographic, announced that he is in favor of building a wall on the northern border, as well. To deal with the threat from the north.

“an unconscious vision that white people have—that their grandchildren might be a hated minority in their own country. I think that scares us...”

“I’m certainly NOT stating that I believe for one minute that Donald Trump BELIEVES any of the things he’s stating that discomforts the “mainstream” political whores so much - after all, HE is THE ideal representative of the greedy, unscrupulous 1%ers - BUT, he’s SMART enough to understand that the vast majority of…

What is the opposite of a friend collector? Because I am that.

I don’t remember my first email, but I DO remember the day we first got the internet in my house. It was a Saturday morning in 1995, and my dad was showing us how you can check the internet to see what the weather is like! He went to Yahoo! Weather and we waited fo the page to load. And waited. And waited. And after 45…