“Last time I checked I was number one on Forbes list.”

It’s misogynistic based on the blatant fact that they are sexualizing her and making assumptions about her based solely on appearances.

Nothing is funnier than hearing men talk about something they know nothing about. “No, no bro, I swear, she had, like sextuple D’s!” Sure, bro. Sure.

Yes, far better than I’m capable of, frankly.

They also owned slaves, declared slaves to be 3/5th a person, sure they were smart....250 years ago. How about we stop acting like everything they wrote is exactly as relevant today as it was back then.

Yeah, and that made sense in 1789, when the strongest a military could be is an army of a few thousand men, unarmored, firing slow-loading muskets that had terrible aim. There were no automatic weapons, or planes, or bombs, or rockets, or grenades, or tanks, or night-vision goggles, or nuclear weapons. It also made…

It depends on what you mean by “smart”. They were certainly gifted thinkers but they were also unmistakably men of their time. Just about any modern Med school student probably knows more than the smartest Doctor of the 18th century about curing disease. Likewise, we know a ton of shit about governing that they…

I’m all in favour of the Second Amendment, provided it applies only to guns that existed at the time the amendment was ratified. No centerfire ammunition, semi-auto, double-action revolver, none of that.

You don’t even get a percussion cap (invented in 1807), so good luck killin’ folks when it rains.

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

SHE HAS BEEN MARRIED FOUR TIMES WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. WHAT A FUCKING SELF RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITICIAL PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE HER DENIM SKIRT.

I’m optimistic. Two talented and smart women are writing a movie together. I’m a bit confused by all the groaning and skepticism. And it could very possibly end up being nothing. Famous people hang out and write screenplays all the time. It’s like their version of braiding each other’s hair.

Yeah it is way too close to “sexual fluids” and when I think of sexual fluids I think of like jizz bombs and squirt ponds and stuff, you know?

Let’s be honest, it was probably going to happen at some point anyway, considering Tom already had a girlfriend (who was pregnant with their kid, even) when he hooked up with Gisele in the first place.

Good god. Saw the image and thought that someone had made a Full House-based porn.

I stop being friends with them. And now, in my 27th year, I have thinned out my friend ranks because it’s not my job to educate or enlighten or try to change people’s minds. There’s no way in hell I can act civilly with the lady I went to high school with who’s intensely pro-birth/anti-choice. I don’t have the drive…

This specific scenario is why I always make up pseudonyms. I’ve been in contact with the story’s author since it took off, and while it’s possible Starbucks might track them down, I’d be kind of surprised if they faced any reprisal for it—neither he nor the company comes out of it looking bad at all. In fact,…

Now I’m a bit worried that the barista is going to get some blowback on this. I mean they used a fake name, but if Starbucks can track down the jerkface customer, it’s a short hop to figure out who the server is. I’d rather not see them get fired because some corporate tool doesn’t like it when the wage slaves vent…

If anything, the Republican party is proving we should have more abortions.