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On the next episode of The Walking Dead...

It should be noted here that Bowe is not insinuating that Belcher went to heaven. Rather, he was photographed demonstrating his groundbreaking receiving technique, which he calls "well there goes that oblong brown thing over my head again, now, who's hungry?"

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Fucking hilarious. Thank you.

Seeing a bunch of New Jersey and Long Island natives huddled together, starving for attention and begging to be noticed on the national stage, FEMA has mistakenly diverted one third of its Hurricane Sandy resources to South Bend.

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That's funny. +1

In order to stop this trend, college officials have distributed flyers to the students which state that they heard a rumor that Amherst was black.

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Is it safe yet? +1

And this is why Carl Hiaasen never gets writer's block.

"In New York City you don't accept that kind of uncivilized behavior," said K.W., as he furtively slid his knife out of Jimmy Six-Toes' ribs, jostled the lifeless body into the trunk of his Coupe De Ville, and slammed the lid.

Sweepstakes Winner: Say Lance, why don't we swing by that sweet volcano waaay over there. Looks pretty cool!

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BREAKING: Agent for Diego Maradona says the legend has cleaned up his act, and is interested in a managing position with "absolutely any amateur club in the southern Balkans with a questionable sponsor."

Yea, those guys look like they want to commit suicide, but it's actually not just because of the jerseys. As part of the contract, they are also required to compete in the little known "Huge Dildo" formation.

This is not at all like that time O'Brien Schofield got kicked off his Go Paddy sponsorship when the Irish internet start-up finally saw a picture of him.