Balotelli Agent: Listen, (sternly focused on Brendan Rodgers) there's ... (eyes flicker to window) no way (notices construction crane) he could (tugs at shirt collar) possibly (spots an easily climbable facade) get into (squints at convenience store signage advertising "Molotov Cocktails") trouble (stands up) here in (…

That's good. +1

Ah that makes sense. I'm not enough of a hockey fan to remember any specific instances that would bear this out. So, in the bottom central portion of the graph, in Quadrant IV, there is a St. Louis Blues logo. According to your theory, they were swept in a division finals sometime in that past five years. Did this…

Alright, I get the whole "Polar Coordinates" chart thing, but I'm missing something. Are there only six options for r? (No playoff, Playoff, Division Finals, Conference Finals, Cup Finals, Cup). What makes the difference for "r" in teams in the same category? In the least cluttered quadrant, top right, ('Quadrant I'…

+1, fantastic. Something about blind people really brings out the best in you.

This looks to be a good compromise, as the bench players didn't want to do anything and Gallinari had asked each teammate to choose his favorite Italian province and perform an elaborate interpretive dance describing the genesis of the poor economic conditions in the region.

Well ... [tugs shirt collar] ... surely they tested out game-type scenarios typical of disputes, or else they wouldn't have won the contract.

It would have been nice to see the demonstration work for the single biggest cause of goal mouth disputes: when the ball hits the underside of the bar, crosses over the goal line, and spins back out onto the field of play. But hey, I'll take what I can get from FIFA I guess.

They say when you get there, all the way up there, everything seems insignificant. All the petty world politics fade away, and you experience a sense of crippling small-ness that will haunt you for the rest of your life. But then, you drink four beers, piss into a ziplock, and hurl it at those Yank bastards.

Haha +1

Jim Miller is jealous because the arm strength developed from years of fisting dudes might actually help a QB throw a football more than 28 yards.

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Teams want to know whether Manti Te'o is gay. They just want to know. And so the wheels were put in motion to put Te'o's sexuality to the test. As Te'o crouched to start his 40-yard dash, he waited for the gun. He ignored the lights dimming a bit, but was utterly confused when the loud bang was accompanied by an…

• Spent hours videotaping the toilet as it flushed

A befuddled Roger Jeffress cannot figure out why Tebow cancelled. "After he asked me if the service was gunna be 'his show,' I said I was just gunna throw it his way, and let him run with it."

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+1 my thoughts exactly

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Meanwhile in the "Fun Zone" outside the stadium, kids can participate in exciting activities like making license plates, doing the laundry, and whittling toothbrushes into shanks.

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