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In all fairness, it's pretty hypocritical of Young to get all worked up about someone impersonating a quarterback.

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When reached for comment, Yee's classmates stressed that he was "totally normal," and that "oh who the fuck am I kidding he was smelly and we didn't let him into our frat because he refused to wear madras pants and this news story does not surprise me at all."

Yes. It might not be good for your health to direct it at him. I'm not going to assault you.

Here's what the rule says:

Haha what part of "receiver must keep possession of the ball through the ground" don't you understand? Check out Article Three, Item 1. This Item is titled "Player Going to Ground" and I think it should clear up your confusion.

Nice! Surely we will win now!

Wow. That's kind of funny really. Why can't I watch 'Merica on the TV? Terrorists. That's why.

Oh I saw it unfortunately. That was fucking pathetic. With three center midfielders you would think we could get a little more possession and calm down the play. I love Dempsey, but taking Gomez off was a mistake. Without Bradley we honestly don't have one decent center mid. I just reread this and it doesn't even make…

Ah sorry. Had ".net" bookmarked... Much appreciated (pours gasoline on thread, tries to find a matchbook)

So let me get this straight. I can watch Poland vs. Montenegro on TV in the US, but I can't watch MY FUCKING NATIONAL TEAM PLAY IN A WORLD CUP QUALIFIER?!?!!?

Giant Dodgers

+1.

This +1 goes to everyone here. Make it a +4

That's great.

Yup. Had it as H.W. first, but the joke didn't work since he's not a total dolt. Edited it to G.W., but forgot to delete "grand" from "grand-daughter."

Back in Texas, George W. quietly struggles to maneuver his morning gruel onto his spoon. His mind is preoccupied though, while he wonders just what exactly his granddaughter is up to in "London."

double.