Fantastic.

Coach: Jesus Henrik, put them away! Haven't you ever heard of a colloquialism? I just wanted you to give it your all, ya know? Go 'all out'? Sometimes the Americans say 'balls out.' Stop taking everything I say literally!

Yes!

Ridiculous. Love these.

Holy Shit!

Yes, The Asian-Dutch Lady Athlete Who Won The Women's Sailing Event This Morning Was Named Djer Ni

*I've really gotta stick this one. No mistakes here. Hands gotta retain contact. Good bend during transition from higher to lower. Dismount's gotta be perfect. Smile. Eat that tasty booger.*

Fantastic.

Yowza

Awesome.

His case is that his words were not uttered by way of abuse or insult nor were they intended to be abusive or insulting.

Nice.

Holy crap! I went to the pool yesterday for the holiday, and most of the girls were wearing those same things, except they were using them to swim in. What a coincidence!

That's hilarious.

Ha!

If you haven't been there yet I highly recommend it. I did the tour for the first time only a few months ago, and I've been back about 5 times since. I was blown away by the selection they have at the brewery. Multiply the amount of beers you have ever heard of by them by about 10 to see how many beers they actually…

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Football.

There are a lot of rumors flying around, but what Zaire is that the runners really just misread the time on their sun-dials.

Man I feel for those kids, but they are making the wrong excuse. The trek from the National Stadium all the way to the local university track is almost 10 miles, and I know I'd be pretty fucking tired after that jog.