Nice!

Bulls Player Photos: (Pictured L to R) Joakim Noah, Luol Deng, Brian Scalabrine, Carlos Boozer

This is a witty observation I enjoyed reading.

For starters:

Sources say Beckham will keep his spot on England's Dreamy Team, though.

When asked about the banner by a reporter, Ronaldo backed up five giant paces, stared directly at the camera while sweating profusely, tensed his upper body as though he were about to sprint forward, then proclaimed the banner to be "over the top."

This comment is quite humorous, sir.

It took a solid thirty minutes to convince Urban Meyer that Bill Griffin was not a recruit, and that Meyer didn't need to bury, incinerate or otherwise destroy Griffin's body to hide his grisly murder from the NCAA.

Fan:(Why on Earth did I let my wife drag me all way the down here to watch the Rays? I don't even understand baseball! Thank God they tell me on the Jumbotron when to cheer, or I'd have no clue what to do with these free hand-clapper things.)

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