If Chelsea play as organised as they did against Barcelona then they will win.

Destiny's Clitoris!? This is amazing. Send your resume to Maybelline!

Great video! Thanks! What a day that was.

Some employees were exposed to the powder and are being decontaminated.

Nice.

While Alomar was busy impressing no one, Moises Alou used the same dance to gross everyone out.

Early is his career, a svelte Bartolo Colon once argued with an umpire by performing "The Shopping Cart." All I'm saying is this dude might accidentally get blasted into space.

This post was very good. Thanks Sean. You've convinced me...

You can't really disprove something that doesn't exist. I fear these type of conversations will be happening in the year 2500. That is, unless humans destroy themselves because "[chosen Deity] told me to bomb the non-believers."

Any love for Nicki Minaj in this thread? I mean, all your choices are great, but, I fucking hate Nicki Minaj.

Yup.

Great stuff. Thanks to Captain Flores and Deadspin.

Sure, McShay's numbers are impressive, and he has great column length. But does he have the work ethic to stay on top? I've heard whispers that he occasionally sneaks a beer in during his lunch breaks, showing a lack of focus at times. Not to mention the rumor of a potentially career threatening lumbar ailment. I'm…

Ok, what nobody seems to be noticing here is that the fan has a cellphone in his hand, which explains the awkward hand position as he tries to use his new "Get To Know People The Way Dogs Do App."

Well, this is funny. As of 8:45 am Eastern time, you were absolutely correct on the deadline.

Hey, so if Chelsea do win, does the 3rd spot in the Premiere League become the playoff spot? Or do all four teams automatically qualify?

What the fuck?!?! No I don't want a goddamn muffler! I've been stuck in St. Louis for like a week looking for gas and all you assholes want to trade me are mufflers! I wish I could kill myself in that menu.

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I feel bad for the victim here - Pete Doesntbelieveinstereotypes. He didn't see the punch coming, as he was totally befuddled by a lacrosse player acting like a douchebag.