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Welker and six of his 'burly buddies'

The book "Brilliant Orange" is a fantastic read, and supposedly one of the best soccer books ever written. This one focuses on the Dutch, which are a fascinating squad with regard to their history (just pay no mind to them shitting all over the field in EURO2012). With respect to Brazil, the Dutch basically invented…

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Jim Leyland, having lived the majority of his life before Alex Bell's great invention, takes his cue from a childhood friend of his - Paul Revere. To contact his bullpen, he lights up cigarettes: one for left hand, two for righty.

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Wow, those fans must really watch Nat Geo a lot. In much the same fashion that a Zebra's stripes can confuse predators as to the number and shape of the prey, this video shows that you can dress up as an Irishman and pretty much do anything you want.

Despite victories in his two previous races, "I'll Have Another" is eschewing his chance at a third straight. He will be replaced by "I Told You Guys, I'm Never Running In Another Race Again."

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Their last post from a few months ago says they were "exiled" from the URL. Weird shit. They post semi-regularly on Tumblr now.

Soccer Blog DUAN

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Cop 1: (Into loudspeaker) Stop what you are doing, or we will be forced to deploy our weapons.

It's just part of the atmosphere right? In 2010 is was those damn vuvuzelas, and in 2012, it's just those bothersome death threats against you and your closest family members, nazi propaganda tifos, organized riots outside the stadium, and uneasy sense that the crowd could rush the pitch and murder you at any moment.…

Nice. I've saved mine. I hope everyone does it.

Dennis Eckersley: No, you shut up, mustache. I'm sick of your shit!

And in one of the best April fools joke ever played, the victim was told he was being taken on a surprise designer clothing shopping spree, only to be entered into this contest by his asshole friends. It was the worst day of Christiano Ronaldo's life.

Father of the Bride Now Has A Lifetime Arsenal of Jokes During Your Golf Outings (and You Will Never Drive)

I think, in an attempt to drive to the hole, we've all ended up in the fuzz.

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