Wow.

Yea, he's a big guy, and there's a lot of people in the bleachers, but it's almost the seventh inning stretch, so that should alleviate his feeling cooped up. Not sure how he will deal with his slow decent into the murky depths of insanity though.

Man, these T-shirts are going to be so much funnier tomorrow when they say "JP, I sucked ur dick in high school!" and JP, Fuck my butt!"

Phew!

Francona looks reluctant to dig in, since he's having flashbacks of when he was abducted by angry Red Sox fans and dragged through the Garden.

Okay, I'd like to take a moment to be serious here. This guys is clearly in need of professional help. After seeing pictures of him like this for the past few months, someone has got to get him to a fucking stylist.

And in not-so-shocking news, the follow-up poll question "Ketchup?" was answered in the same manner.

Congrats. I've been an admirer since you dropped this in DU!AN a while back. Keep it up!

Great read Barry, you've been on fire lately. Thanks!

Here’s Terry Francona And Bud Selig Arguing Over Who Finished Each Other Off

1) First, loop the tie around you neck, so that the skinny end is on the left.

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Casillas couldn't be bothered by using a tissue - his job is to keep clean sheets.

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Dean of Students: You've had plenty of warning. But your poor marks and continued unexcused absences means, well, we are going to have to expel you.

Wow, that was a pretty cynical foul. Just think, if McCullough wasn't put to turf, she could have streaked down the wing, taken a poor touch, get a lucky bounce off the defender, gain the 18-yard box, panic, and hoof a shot attempt 10 feet over the bar, then beat the shit out the keeper.

During warm-ups, Blue Jacket fans were left temporarily confused as to who to root for. But then the starters took the ice and the spectators remembered that they usually just ignore both teams.

You better watch it, Rebounderz. As long as you keep hurling shit at the wall, there is a strong possibility the shit could hurtle right back at you with surprising speed.

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