Also, on Dec. 29, he was sentenced to three months in jail for willful concealment.

It'll take about a week when Heyman realizes it was a mistake to Google Search "accountability help" this time of year:

What it's like when an 18th Century killing machine cleanly slices your head off

Oh sure, when he chokes down vomit and smiles he's a friggin' hero, and when I do it, it's all, "Step out of the car, sir."

When was the the last time, before this alleged King of Queens turn, that Kirstie Alley was relevant? (Besides, of course, being the butt of many-a-fat joke here on the most famous website on the internet.)

PSA DUAN

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In Los Angeles, Two Seconds Last Forever

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And then, after I finished on her back, I'd roll her over, and take the pillow - like this - and smash it onto her face.

On the set of Blue Bloods, Tom Selleck used similar a question to shut up an annoyingly inquisitive Bridget Moynahan.

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However, in a poll of who recently broken-up high school girls would like to go out with, the "boy next door (who is really nice to you and a great friend)" ranked last, behind choices like: 'Anyone who treats me like shit,' 'That asshole that accidentally pushed me down the stairs,' and 'That really cute guy who…

I liked this.

This is an entertaining feature with great writing. Thanks to whoever green-lit this, and thanks to Mr. Shireley!

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Meanwhile, when Milan Lucic got the invite, the Bruins left-winger penned a missive urging the President to adopt more causes of the working class.

The Breakfast Seal Clubbing Club

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Sign: I must be insane because Canucks fans shouldn't date losers!