An odd conglomerate has come forward to announce they had nothing to do with sparking the blaze, persons including:

I don't see how this is fair! The officials messed up, not me!

I told people it was clever! I'm a clever guy!

"Look, I don't care what the internet says. I don't think Craig James killed five hookers while at SMU. Hold on there Greenie, looks like we've got a celebrity caller! Sir, you are on the air."

+1

+1

I chuckled.

Good god, scouts must be drooling over this kid. Imagine if they can teach him to dunk it facing forward!

Awesome. +1

I think you have a technical issue. I tried to click FindtheScam.net, but I was re-directed here.

I think you have a technical issue. I tried to click FindtheScam.net, but I was re-directed here.

OK, I've read this post over a few times - but I still don't see how it has anything to do with Tim Tebow.

+1 - And could they drive golf carts if it were allowed by the LPGA?

"I talked to Otis today. What we talked about is gonna stay between me and him."

I am slowly trying to break out of my college-type propensity to drink shitty, cheap beer. I have since graduated to good beers. But tonight, I am proud to say, I am drinking my very first glass of Maker's on the rocks. I'd like to thank each of you who have suggested it, and there are many.

Sooo ... you're a seeing eye dog?

Richards: So I fucked your mom last night.

That was the most stoic reaction to a broken leg since since 2002, when I backed out of my parking spot without looking into Christopher Reeves. It was like he didn't even notice.

Despite pleas from his lawyer, it is unlikely these charges will be dropped. After all, they were not thrown directly to Roy Williams.

At first, it seems like he was being rude. But sometimes it's better to say nothing at all than to put your foot violently into someone's mouth.