Relive the Glory Days of '80s Politics!

Por favor, señor, help me out of this car, please!

I am assuming from this post that you are in a dorm room. I assume this because this is exactly what happened to me my freshman year of college, when I was paired with a potluck roommate. I would attempt to keep a (somewhat) regular schedule that included waking up before noon, going to (some) classes, (maybe) doing…

What's the deal with Ninja taking on the posts from featured commenters (he did a similar thing to this to Armen Tamrazarinaiannainan (?) a week or so back)? Look at the steaming piles of shit left by people above and below this, and this is what he singles out?

Awesome. +1

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Well when I find it like that, I just switch it. It stays that way from there on out. We can both be thankful that the girlfriends are not militantly "under." I'm pretty sure those people exist, and that would be waayyy worse. Possibly a dealbreaker.

My girlfriend occasionally puts the toilet paper on the wrong way (flap going under). But since it only happens every once in a while, I'm convinced that she has no idea.

This is ridiculous and hilarious. P.O.D. is perfect.

Hey! I grew up in West Waterville, MO, and I don't remember this Bacon character at all!

The lunatics are on the grass

That's diggin' deep. +1

Wow, thousands of years ago, the Philly Phanatic was some type of seal! Too bad Darwin's theories on evolution apparently don't extend into the Philadelphia grandstands.

Mom, Mom, I'm really good!!!! I just got a new contract and everything! All that hard work paid off!

Phone rings

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At least this guy can wear pants to cover this up. If his buddy lost, he was going to have to buy hundreds of turtlenecks to hide his neck beard tattoo.

Oh sure, this gets investigated almost immediately upon conclusion of the tourney - but you're telling me, in 18 years, noone has bothered to look into the flagrant violation of regulations when that rag-tag team of Jamaicans WALKED their bobsled across the finish!?!?!

Agent: Alright Shane, we've got offers in the works from multiple teams. Where do you want to play?

I hate the Yankees, I don't want to waste this valuable time talking about the Yankees. This is too valuable.