I am not from the Midwest, but I went to a Big Ten school. I cannot recall many more annoying subsets of people than those who rooted for our school's in-state rival. Ok, sure, your parents went to State. BUT YOU DON"T!!! Take some fucking responsibility for your own life.

Good read, thanks. I was curious about who has kicked off in overtime, and Google turned up this for me:

This killed me. You threw an alley-oop to yourself. +1

Source: Attendant Would Hold Phone Up To His Ear, But Current Medical Technology Cannot Ensure That Ted Williams Is Capable Of Listening To Offer From Marlins

LUNCHTIME!

In keeping with tradition, the SEC will review the documents while wearing blindfolds and listening to "Feelin' Alright" by Joe Cocker. If an agent still somehow manages to spot a punishable indiscretion, have no fear, he will be executed immediately.

John Steigerwald always roots for the favorite.

Fuckin' Up My Tuesday was pretty well thought out. Besides obvious problems with his flight connections, I thought it was particularly sharp of him to ponder future ramifications like "if they let the kids out of school, who will pick them up?" and "the liquor stores better not close, since they are run by Indians,…

Next up, Steigerwald takes aim at America's increasingly namby-pamby society with his piece, "Annoying, Whiny and Entirely Too Dependent - Why Caylee Deserved What She Got."

Oh, it's you. At first I was like, who is this funny new guy?

Awesome

Inspired by the Jets' recent performances, Barnaby wanted to see if he, too, could somehow complete a drive while the wheels fell off.

Funny 'cuz it's true.

Absent from the playoff picture are the Philadelphia Vicks, who have been battling a malady whilst in a general malaise all season.

This is too much basketball for a Sunday!!!

Fuck you Gary! Fighting is part of the game!

[stupid]

It's good to see this tradition still going strong, there was some bad blood a few years back. It all started when a plastered Kerry Collins drove by, and mistook the outing for a Penn State intra-squad scrimmage that he was 17 years late to. After driving his car onto the field (and killing the quarterback), he threw…

Rumors are swirling that former LSU and Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell is interested in getting back into football ...

+1