+1 I'm a slut for puns

"I've been doing these cases for 23 years and I have never seen one yet in which it didn't take at least two people to tango," he said, referring to the notion that jurors could decide Stow bears some liability in the attack. "Victim blaming is a tried and true defense strategy, pioneered in legal battles over slutty…

Those pictures are misleading. When you are finished posing, you are then required to stand up and foist your religious views upon unsuspecting bystanders who just want to watch football.

It took a while for the medics to hone in and treat the injury. Normally, when a South American hits the turf grabbing his face like that, the injury lies somewhere between the ankle and knee.

A Jets spokesman told the Daily News that Ryan's remarks were intended "as a compliment to what the Chargers have built. Like, if I said, 'that Titanic, she sure was built with very fine materials.'"

Interesting thread here.

He was not pretending. Here's an image of the foul:

OK I needed to leave this somewhere.

Todd Haley's BroBible only has One Commandment: Doggystyle.

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laughing

This story is eerily reminiscent of when that star Bundesliga striker celebrated a hat trick by pretending to lead his teammates into a "shower" while "The Gas Face" blared over the P.A.

This never happens at the Young Money Entertainment Annual Scrabble X-Travaganza, where any missing letter "G"s are found either promptly - usually strung ostentatiously around players' necks along thick gold chains; or not so promptly, and after considerable gunfire. But either way, the "G"s are found, motherfucker.

These political-type fellows who are making such a big stink about America becoming socialist may have a point. Canada's new "Run .262 Miles Per Year For Your Free Health-Care" initiative seems a little harsh on older folks.

It wasn't until this morning, after his left hand polished off its fifth serving of scrambled eggs, hash browns, bacon, and sticky buns, that LeSean started to regret his actions.

Unless I'm horribly mistaken, 361° actually refers to the Eutectic melting point of a specific combination of lead and tin, typically used for soldering the tender nipples of religious dissidents.

"Stupid fucker had it coming."

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This is good.

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