I'm not sure this would be as big of a deal with some other clubs - but for fans of the Nationals, the real sting is knowing that the contract Harper is offered by the Yankees in five years will exceed the Nats' entire payroll.

Pictured: Deadspin Commentariat, this morning.

Fuck you you fucking asshole. Fuck you up your fucking ass. I'm not reading your book, or your post, or any of the ridiculous tripe you slap on paper or on the internet. FUCK YOU.

Awesome

RE: Kickoff Return Stats

Oh yea. That's funny. +1

Sheesh. I will never neglect giving my shoelaces proper attention lest they hack my twitter.

In regards to the "Rooney" arrest police have just offered this statement:

Very funny. I thought you were giving Eddie Murray Sparkles a +1 because you couldn't reply. Then bam, nope.

When asked why he wasn't a fan of the man in the White House, presumably by a reporter looking for another failed Hitler reference, Hampton replied, "Obama? Who? I thought his name was Thompson. He never mows his lawn, his dog shits everywhere, and frankly, he is lowering the property value of every house in this…

wow +1

"You wanna talk about penetration?"

Francona had a two-year contract option, and the Sox won't pick it up.

Watching the goalie flail helplessly as, unable to use his hands, he attempts to half-volley a bouncing pass, Andy Reid immediately drew up his next goal-line play: The ball is direct-snapped to the full back, who rolls right and has an option pass to a linebacker who checked in as a tight end. All while Vick, McCoy,…

Couldn't help but weigh in here. When the play went to review, I know I was hoping that they would call it a touchdown. When the replays showed Jackson was down short of the goal line, I knew it was over for the Pats. The Bills absolutely did not try to score on any one of their plays. Even on the one play before the…

Guy:(panting) Oh, God, oh ... oh yea ... oh God, stop stop. Turn around, let me stick my pole up your ass.

Meanwhile, at rival Real Madrid, a meeting has been called with Adidas to develop uniforms that gain as much weight as the Nike kits.

Ravaged By Irene: Me, Myself

Oh shit, a basketball team? I thought the Boleyn Nets referred to the apparatus used to collect the poor former Queen's decapitated appendage.

There are still a few Mariners out there somewhere