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Doc: A black widow!?! Shit! How many times?

"This is not a witch hunt. Since Mourning is presumably male, we will refer to this shameless, money-grabbing sham of a lawsuit as a 'Warlock Hunt'."

Since about 1945, The Cologne-O-Meter by the Rhine has only ever pointed to WORK HARD AND DON'T COMPLAIN AND RESTORE THE FATHERLAND TO ITS FORMER GREAT HEIGHTS

+1 That's good stuff

When we last checked in on Ouroborus, he was eating himself. Now he's tweeting himself dancing to Pungi music.

Metrodome should be condemned

"This is pretty much a complete destruction of your field."

Thankfully a teammate edited the letter before it was sent, as Willie was a little too honest with his written emoticons:

The team had trouble scoring runs at first, since every time they rounded third and sprinted for home, some lady jumped out of the stands to block the runners' paths, asking things like

Thank god Gil Scott-Heron peacefully passed away recently. The revolution might might be televised, but he'd shit when hipsters tweeted the fuck out of it.

... You have the right to consult with an attorney before speaking with the police, and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?

Liked this.

I've obtained a more compete listing of the PEDs outlawed by the DDAA (Demolition Derby Association of America):

Warner reportedly asked the police, "Well, did I at least beat the other guy?"

However, due to their midfielders' propensity to attack in waves, without remorse, their defense will be left isolated. The back line is known to be shaky, and when rattled, prone to a total meltdown.

Personally, I will always remember him fondly for making it OK to like Gunners again, you know, after Columbine and all ....

I like to fish. I could just as easily have posed with my fishing poles but it obviously wouldn't be an interesting picture for the magazine.

Hi everyone.

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