The pitcher attributed his error to the shock of having both his home uniform on and fans in attendance at the same time.

The star of this video, though, is the clapping gentleman in the green shirt, who is "Skilled at Every Position," except, presumably, the one where his penis enters a vagina.

One Blue-Collar'd Man Gesticulates Wildly on Behalf of All Styx Fans

Oh nice. This guy is now some fucking hero? When I try to kiss girls to calm them down after run-ins with the police, the cop driving the car tells me to "stop tonguing that whore."

"Perhaps that should extend to shallow left"

Having one fast and one slow baserunner on the paths is better for the defense than two fast ones.

Oh sure. You guys all pile on. But in their defense, it's wonder they got that close. Nothing has been required to cum out of their mouths in years.

wow

Great Grandmother Banned for Invading Leeds' Locker, Mrs. Fields Just Wanted to Sell Lads Her Cookies

An outraged Ted Lindsay angrily demanded his association with the award be terminated. The trophy, now featuring a tiny, dull-colored stick that flops slightly to the left, will be named for Brett Favre.

Now I realize that I will be sitting on a German man's face for the rest of my life.

"Justice is a team sport."

The 1986 Mets: "This Year, We're Going for Coke"

I used to live in Massachusetts, and this reminds me of the time when my father took me to Fenway Park. In the second inning, someone accidentally spit in my beer while swearing at Trot Nixon. My father then berated me for not wanting to finish it. Worst 8th birthday party ever.

+1 laughing

Miss Alabama: Evolution should absolutely not be taught in schools. It makes absolutely no logical sense. (Accidentally kills self by driving fan-boat into cement piling) (Does not have kids)

I thought the "Last Stand Of The Superstar Goalie" was the story of Friday, the precocious but tiring birth control pill, who has been turning away shot after shot every week for years inside Tara Reid's vagina.

(This might be a bad precedent to set)

+1 hilarious mental image

The Official TITS Launch Party is also being sued by Sally Ride.