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I was under the impression that the flukiest finale ever was filmed in Free Willy.

Number 1 on my list of formerly deceased-deserving champions is Zombies.

+1

Women Muslim athletes, are you sick and tired of trying to reconcile your love of sports with your religion's antiquated views on female expression? You know it's wrong speak without being spoken to, but darn it, sometimes it's hard to keep your mouth shut when you score the game winner in extra time!

Kid 1: Yea my parents weren't home, so I invited her over to (hand quotes) watch a movie.

1963: Alberta Tourist Appalled by American Rudeness - Three Extremely Loud Noises While Visiting Texas School Book Depository

Sporting KC sends security employees to Field Invasion Defense classes at General Custer Academy.

+1 throbbing beat

Speaking of crazy people in L.A., "Insomniac's Electric Daisy Carnival" is how Manny Ramirez insisted Joe Torre refer to "Left Field."

Play-by-Play Guy: "HOLY FUCKING HELL!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!? WWOOOOOWWWWW!!!"

Pictured: Piece of trash, sitting on the bleachers at Yankee stadium, feeling empty inside (Right), dejected Yankee fan (Center)

Actually, there was no backspin on the ball. Shady Termeno businessmen made a deal with the refs so that the field would be tilted in the home squad's favor.

Rumor is Burrows was rhapsodizing on the inherent superiority of Tim Horton's over Dunkin' Donuts. Thomas calmly ignored the racist comments about Indian owners, but totally snapped at "Ice coffee is for pussies!"

+1 hilarious

Pictured: The first image in a public service series from non-profit organization "Sushi Consumption Etiquette," attempting to anthropomorphize the repulsive horror involved when squeezing a rainbow roll too hard.

Can hear the "throaty voice-over guy" in my head ... +1

Dude 1: We hardly have enough black guys just for players ... what should be do?

Jesus, the last time there was so much head loss due to gravity around a Swiss, Bernoulli was serving up theories on incompressible flow!

Perhaps this is fitting for the sport, since it would literally take only one instance of strayed marking inside the box to win.

The nice lady isn't too worried about the work involved if the team does move. She will be required to spend 10 minutes refunding Barry's and the other guy's money.