Good thing he’s dead so we can enjoy his music again.

Seriously. There are no words for how disgusting and inexcusable that is.

Right? I feel like I could have lived the rest of my life just not knowing that information at all. :-/

Well, holy fuck.

I told Google. “I have an erection all the time, and all the women in the neighborhood turn up here for 24/7 sex.”

Google said, “No you don’t. No they don’t.”

I see you're just trolling so I won't bother responding to you anymore. Nobody can be THIS ignorant.

You think you NEED an assault rifle? You’re dumb.

The second amendment is 1700s legal speak for the police force. While you’re saying ‘shall not be infringed,’ don’t forget ‘the right of the people,’ which is the same people as in “The People V OJ Simpson.” The people of the united states have the right to form militias to protect their localities as it is necessary…

1) No right is absolute

Although a document written hundreds of years ago when people had single-fire muskets couldn’t possibly predict assault weapons in the hands of every citizen. Also, what happened to the “well regulated” part?

Dial it back a bit, Gandalf.

I don’t understand. Is your rationale for abolishing the word because of its fictional origins? Is it because you believe the word to be inelegant? There are many awkward words that make it into the general lexicon, fictional origins or not (eg. “bedazzled,” “manager”)

Nothing confirms my happiness of being in love with a sandwich than eating said delicious sandwich. Man, this sandwich is delicious.

Nothing confirms my happiness with being single like Dr Nerdlove’s columns.

What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

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You guys like doing this in the comments of stories like this, and while I appreciate your ideological purity, I don’t legally get to call things rape when no one is, as yet, being charged with rape. The woman involved has said the encounters were consensual — although we can argue about that too, because, my God,…

*cue The Jeffersons theme song*