You can only eat catsup because you’re allergic to ketchup?

Two quick questions:

If Punchie’s sells Monogrammed Thermoses, I want one.

And I want to eat there despite my crunchy red allergy. It’s MY problem, not theirs.

i would work there for free just for the opportunity to punch some of these entitled assholes in the dick.

Ever heard of The Vortex? The owner is one of my favorite people, like, on the planet. Here are their policies, which includes this peach and many others:

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.

Yeah I’m confused as to how they can sue for the right to basically defraud patients by roping them into services they don’t want and indoctrinating them with pro-life propaganda?

I don’t know about their current status (I believe it’s being fought out in court), but here in Indiana when they passed their moronic ‘religious freedom bill’ to support the Hobby Lobby decision, a “church of marijuana” declared itself in Indianapolis and claimed the right to the religious freedom to use marijuana.

“I have deeply held religious beliefs that I need to be able to lie to all the patients!”

And they still get listed after craft services in the credits.

I am laughing my ass off, because I have done some stupid shit, but I’ve never been responsible for a $6B market loss. At least, not yet.

I love her

Garbage Time is kind of the closest thing we have to a sports version of the Daily Show/Jon Oliver.

I’m honestly struggling to find a public arena where domestic violence IS taken seriously. It seems that everyone from actors, to musicians, to sport stars can commit the most heinous crimes and just brush of their shoulders with an “oopsie” and everything’s forgiven. Personally - I don’t just blame the media. It’s…

Her video “How to Land a Husband at the Masters” was a work of art. If she ever gets sick of sports, she should go work with John Oliver.

I make leek and pottao soup all the time and I actually think it looks really pretty, like lots of jades and emeralds and opals floating in a bowl :-)