Thanks Don Lemon. For showing the world time and time again just how much of a spineless piece of shit you are.

What can you say to this? How can anyone tolerate this kind of behavior from officers of the law?

I’ve never commented on Kinja nor have i felt compelled to. But I can’t help myself; the current state of America is completely fucked. Period. And no one is listening.

I’m a long time Baltimore resident and the fucking national media has been absolutely shitty about the way everything has been covered. At no point were the rioters on Monday ever “protestors” but everyone on CNN and even MSNBC kept calling them that. There are 48,000 students in the public school system in the…

Oh, I could just imagine the unemployment fight over this. Fuck, I could even give the multi-appeal breakdown.

Having read the report you link to, and as former Military Police, this report states that the officer was not criminal in his actions.

Love how her only explanation for her own incompetence is literally that the world is ending. Like, Michelle, honey, that’s not the reason you can’t keep up with your briefings.

We need that comment. It’s Monday and I want some goddamn vindication for my feeling of superiority.

Fun fact: bowfins are part of a group of fish that can breathe air to a limited degree. Their swim bladders are highly vascularized and connected to their throat by a small duct, which allows them to act as not-terribly-efficient lungs. Helps them live in stagnant, highly eutrophied water bodies like swamps - they can…

You ain't gonna hold the video landscape, then I'm smacking your kid.

That fish is a Bowfin. Those things are nasty, tough fish, and can hang out without being in water for quite awhile. I'm quite sure the fish wasn't dying. It was waiting for its moment. I've had some unpleasant experiences with its kind before.

That’s one reason this seems like a fake letter.

Nah, after that whole 47% thing that helped him lose the 2012 election, I don’t think he’ll run again.

Aramaic

My head-canon has conveniently censored that our for me, and I refuse to acknowledge any differently. ;)

He'd also know better than to turn his back on a witch.

I bind you, Iowa legislature, from doing harm!
Harm to your state and harm to your constituents!

I’m pretty sure if Jesus was there, he’d be all like “where the fuck did all these Pharisees come from?”

Jesus thinks Iowa is the asshole of America and would rather have the Devil sodomize him than go there.

God I love when they’re all directly confronted with what inclusion means. If you’re gonna let one religion in, you have to let them all!