That alone would have made me fuck him, if it wasn't all downhill from there.

True Story: When I met my wife, she found out I was a gamer. She spent her own hard-earned cash and bought herself a Ps1 and multiple games just so we would have something to do when I came over to visit. It brought us together and now we play together with our two children—both of whom I intend to raise as…

For what it's worth, as someone Jewish born shortly after the end of the cold war, this game always, always gives me chills when I read the "stinger", so to speak. If I had played that game without preamble I'd probably get sick.

Hey there, lumberjack. Mind showing me your wood?

You are the one making a non-sexual picture of a CHILD sexual and THAT is what is disturbing. Should we all wrap ourselves in bubbles and never leave the house "just in case" some perv happens to see us? As a woman, I get that sort of suggestion a lot. Fuck that shit. That sort of shaming is PART of rape-culture…

Psshhh. She was just preparing you for your job at the family Verizon store.

Oh, no, what if you went to Target? She'd never find you again!

Fuck man, khakis? I'd rather take the hot stick branding than look like some WASP, thanks.

My mom did basically the same thing to us four kids. That is, made us wear matching red polo shirts and khaki shorts/skirt when traveling. Yep, pretty much exactly the same but worse.

I always just write "no" on my ballot for a write-in. I will never vote for either side. I'm so sick of the hypocrisy of both parties and I want to fire all these old people that have had the same job for 50 years and start over with fresher, younger minds.

It's so much work! Thank you for understanding, at least. Most guys think eyebrows naturally grow like that (for one thing).

I was going to type this in the body of the post but since Pissing Contest is about ~*discussion*~ I figured I'd just put it here:

All the women in my family started super early, like at 8 years old. So I got the talk and pad demo around that time. Well, freaky deaky me didn't get her first period until age 14. So, I had forgotten some of the finer points. Like the fact that you are supposed to put the adhesive side of the pad in your underwear.…

Trying to prove yourself as an attorney is no excuse for her treatment of a 12 year old rape victim.

And to further embarrass them, it was posted on Jezebel. They didn't even make it to Gawker.

they will see me naked at such great heights

Where's the survey on home maintenance?

Alternate theory: She woke up spoiling for a fight and she found one.

Some people just gotta be mad about something or they don't know what to do with all their extra energy. Maybe Duffy should try channeling it into a conversation about sexual autonomy with her kid.

Alternative headline (not that yours was bad): Awesome Muslim Lady Fucking Schools a Bunch of Shithead Conservative Loons as to How American Political Discourse Is Supposed to Work

well this certainly limits your undergarment option to 1980s super high cut briefs (can you imagine how high the waistband would have to sit?) or to going commando. Do you think she hoped for or feared a brisk breeze?