NOTHING is ALWAYS true when speaking in generalities. If you really want to know what Patton Oswalt is like, you could try writing to him, or see one of his stand-up performances. There are plenty of celebrities that are fake and cannot manage to keep up appearances at all times.

Men who want pubeless women must have never realized that friction is a bastard and gets worse when one or both people do not have pubic hair.

You're a theme troll. Great for click-bait, but really annoying when one realizes that all your words are empty and that you're just following your own little formula. I know little enough about psychology that if you hadn't picked TheAdlerian as your handle, I would have never figured it out. The internet has…

My theory:

You're just making up nonsense.

Thanks. My spidey-senses were tingling on that one.

I use a browser plugin called SocialFixer that works on Chrome, Firefox, IE and others. Doesn't fix the problem of facebook allowing the really offensive crap to be sponsored, but it does allow you to block ads, change the layout, filter keywords and a lot more. And for a (quite comprehensive) donation-supported…

For a long time (don't know if this is still the case) women were allowed topless in downtown Madison... as long as doing so didn't cause a public disturbance. Guess what happens anytime a woman takes her top off in downtown Madison? Yep, every dood gawks slack-jawed and the news vans start to show up.

I believe that has yet to be revealed, and I'm hoping that Martin does reveal it to some degree.

This only applies to the story as you've seen it on the show up to this point. Having read the books and the sample chapters from the next book, you would know that it does not remain this way.

I think a nice first step would be professionalism within the NSA. Listening to phone sex conversations between Colonels and their spouses has nothing to do with National Security, nor does discussing it at the water cooler. Overall, I'm okay with them collecting the data, so long as there are warrants before they…

+1 I love satire.

My better half went to high school at LaFollette in Monona. She wasn't a victim of bullying, but it definitely has its fair share going on.

32,257 *drops the mic* http://geoguessr.com/?s=eyJ0b3RhbFB…

Gah! She's like a more annoying version of Victoria Jackson!

I'm ashamed to say it, but I started the video and was like, "Hello!" I found this distraction more ridiculous than the actual concept of "prancercising."

The proper response to "I would kill for your skin," is "said Buffalo Bill."

Cats are awesome. If I say "fuck you" to a dog, it gets sad. If I say "fuck you" to a cat, it just says "no, fuck. you."

Yeah, doesn't stealing someone else's idea usually result in some kind of consequences if you get caught?

I don't agree. This is the same as theft. Whoever copied the car knew exactly what they were doing and that it was wrong. It couldn't be that hard to contact him and at the very least ask for permission to use his creation's likeness. This car is a work of art and it is unique. Reproducing art without the artists…