If only all persons working in information delivery positions which hinge entirely upon timeliness of that information delivery had your foresight.

Seriously, maybe share that clairvoyant streak with the military, our political apparatus, and me, so I can go buy a lottery ticket.

While you’re at it, perhaps get over…

Shut the fuck up.

You know, I left my crystal ball at home today. Bad journalist! Bad!

WHY IS KEN FIGHTING RYU THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE
WHY IS BLUE TEAM MASTER CHIEFS FIGHTING RED TEAM MASTER CHIEFS
WHY IS MARIO SHOOTING SHELLS AT LUIGI AND TAKING HIS BALLOONS

Did you just go hipster on emotes?

Your point was “How can me being condescending come off as condescending?”

Yup, I can really tell how you’re such a respectful person from how you’re defending people shittalking total strangers. That’s a very believable claim.

That behavior seems acceptable to you, but other people think it’s kind of obnoxious. So that’s why it’s terrific.

Oh no, I think we all got your point. Everyone understands you are the problem.

Ever since the game was first announced they said they were going to show the story outside the game.

To be fair, his data is only based on usage rates over the course of a week, and only rates at the highest level of play. For the vast majority of Overwatch’s user base that data means essentially nothing. He even says in the article himself that his data is very subjective. He also mentions that there were very few…

Everyone is gay in fanfiction.

So in other words, people will now be forced to admit that an extra 0.016 seconds aren’t the difference between them landing shots or not, and they were just not the super elite pros they thought they were all along, or that their internet connection just kinda sucks.

How is wing formed? How Chicken get pragnent?

For some inexplicable reason I thought for a moment this article was talking about Ash from the Evil Dead. I was really confused.

Obviously not when you people are finding every little thing to complain about after a game’s been out for two whole god damn days.

What does reading comprehension have to do with you making insanely incorrect claims? My ship cost me 1.6 million, and it has 28 slots. Although it was quite expensive, it is far from the most in the current database. I’ve seen numerous ships ranging from 15 - 30 million with slots between 38-42.