There’s only one way to settle this case: Dance Off.

Btw I’ve spotted this MINT V8 4x4 Laredo in the Palma de Malloca airport carpark (on German plates naturally). That one really made me consider things...

Gotta give him some credit—this is the first rust-free vehicle purchase he’s made in I don’t even know how long. Definitely worth a gold star.

Hey now. Y’all all told me to stop buying rusty Michigan shitboxes, and to instead go down south and pick up a rust-free project. I’m doing that.

I’m making progress! (Right?)

True story: Last night my 9-year-old was asking for a bedtime story and he’s in the stage where he likes anecdotes about our lives. So I told him how one time in college around 1997 or 98, I sat in the 3rd row at a FREE concert on campus by the guy who sang “Rockin the Suburbs” on the soundtrack to Over the Hedge (it…

No, but I did hear the Warthog is real now.

No, but they introduced a cool doorstop. And, new cold chisel design.  It seats 6.... if three have no heads.

Did anyone else hear about Telsa introducing a truck? I can’t find any mention of it anywhere online.

I mean this doesn’t even qualify as a spoiler:

The Celica TRD hood spoiler was always pretty ugly and weird.

The Pontiac G6 GXP came from the factory with this thing. It was like, a generic brand Porsche whale tail.

I’m always surprised to hear people getting stuck in ‘Vettes. I shut the door on myself in a showroom once and found the auxiliary handle in like 4 seconds.  It’s literally four inches under the button and has a bright red sticker of a door and an arrow on it.

OK Boomer.

Lost?  You should see the other guy. And by guy I mean pedestrian. 

Wait, why is Nissan not #1 by a wide margin then?

How to move up in reliability survey: Don’t change anything. For 14 years. 

ultimate flexibility. never know who you are going to pick up and how much headroom they’ll need.

I have the Death Star version. Come to the dark side, the delicious dark side.

Tops are overrated.