People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

I think I’m in love... and it’s old enough to be imported to Canada.

Says you. Some of us are closer to farts.

Like calling drug traffickers “cocaine enthusiasts”

As a beer drinker... piss on ‘em

They are not enthusiasts, they’re idiots.

Internal investigations found that his emails titled “New Escort” were not actually anything to do with bringing back an old nameplate.

Well, yeah. We may be idiots, but we’re not WEALTHY idiots.

The Ford Escape was sold in Europe as the Ford Maverick in the early to mid 2000s and I confused the hell out of people putting Maverick nameplates on my 2003 Escape.

Thinking about rebadging my Malibu

Woah! 97 horsepower. That’s not a lot of horsepower.

I had a ‘76 GT Liftback. None of the creatures depicted above were alive inside it when I acquired it. It was fun, rusty and very, very yellow.

Nor one of the things that made a Celica go away - rust.

Easy there, the last thing Walmart wants to do is alienate this guy - he’s exactly the sort of customer they seek to cater to.

Punching out a window is pretty impressive.

Walmart’s return policy is pretty generous. Can’t blame him for trying.

And this is rare footage of the safest and most orderly driving ever seen in a Walmart parking lot.

Nothing says America like a photo of Ray Wert dragoning the 2014 Corvette Stingray. You're welcome.