I got my Bidoof and life is good. Life. Is. Good.

Jesus, someone sucks at making Twitch Clips. Cut the end right off.

The crappiest part of this story is how the TP is hung BACKWARDS on that holder.

Moves every 51 minutes, eh? I’m not saying its aliens, but...

what I like to call the “Dear In The Headlights” headlights

I hate it when I go to click Jalopnik and accidentally hit Jezebel.

wut

I mean, I heard the panel gaps were pretty big on the 3, but this is ridiculous.  

I can’t wait until someone MiniTrucks one.

I should have clarified, ‘80's car posters that I had on my wall.

Still Waiting For Doug Demuro to get his hands on a Vector.

Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

No, but the top of my door seals like to hold water in and pee all over my seats when I open the door.

Hey, the tow out of three recalls on my one year old RAM have been done... just waiting to find out what this fix is gonna be for that whole ‘Tailgate Falls Open’ thing.

I swear, if ONE MOTHERFUCKER calls me at work and asks if its okay to freeze the key fob to their car I’m leaving early.

I learned early on when I tried to take my Isuzu Hombre to the local Chevrolet dealer....

The truth is that if your new car is under warranty, that warranty is good at any dealer anywhere in the country, regardless as to where you bought your car. For example, let’s say you bought a new Honda in Pennsylvania and had to relocate to Florida. If your car needs a repair that is covered under the manufacturer…

That I know, but exchanging 1 gift per day since it began has only gotten me to a little over 3 stars. I didn’t know there was a limit on how fast you can accrue stars and thought trading a lot would also get me there.