Because they’re knowingly breaking the law, and instead of looking into the mirror they blame others.

You must like banging it into shit and randomly locking, unlocking, and setting off the alarm.

Whatever tickles your pickels

I heard that Urano is a pretty shitty car.

Un-Cool guys. That’s who.

Its made to be left in your purse or murse or fanny pack.

I just drove to Florida and back from Wisconsin, and yes, I used the headrest occasionally along the drive to give my neck muscles a break from holding up my melon.

The teen thinks the Wrangler is “lit” and the parents think it’s “safe”, so it should be a good match, right?

Because we have small penises

18-inch wheels, black roof rails, orange mirror caps and body graphics, cross bows, splash guards, a molded rear cargo tray and front and rear slush mats

Tesla was cool with the project, though they were told not to mess with any of the car’s electronics.

All that custom work and it has a non-matching spare wheel and tire?

Is Tavarish still alive? Sounds like its a project right up his alley.... if Florida hasn’t been sawed off and dropped into the sea by then.

....so my Durango is?

He was racing an ALTIMA? Is his penis an innie?

Vipers came the same way. And I think SRT-10 Rams, but I don’t remember, its been a while.

Si

Damn. Our Reliable driver told us they were making more... shoulda stole one while I had a chance

Something RHD, obv. (because everything can be done via the left hand/arm... and knees for steering)