Now that its cross-posted to Jalopnik, be prepared to hand in your Man Card for not spelling BRAKES properly.

You’re so mad. I like it. Stop trying to get the last word.

DURP

BUB

Hey, you replied to me, bub. Now stew in your juices of WRONGLINESS.

But is it a CAAARRRRRRR

So you agree its NOT A CAR?

Press F(ord) to pay respects.

If it looks like a duck....

Sorry, CUV/MPV, forgot everyone is so hung up on proper nomenclature around here.

So its an MPV/CUV/SUV, just like every other car based ‘tall wagon’.

Dodge didn’t kill the Dart, that thing was stillborn.

Or, God forbid, a STATION WAGON, which is what it really is.

https://jalopnik.com/1825545739

So its

And they’re wrong.

Fuck numbers its an SUV. Stop being pedantic.

Isn’t out *everywhere* I should have said.... we don’t have any. And its not out ENOUGH to say how it is or isn’t selling....

Based on the Impreza.... roof height... SUV

Forester