I want to die peacefully in my sleep. Like my grandma did.

I didn’t notice an issue with our Durango’s 8.4 radio, but saw this in my e-mail this morning (I work at a dealer and no one has called to complain to us):

That’s not the real Leno. That man’s only HALF covered in denim.

HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA

Cars are the second largest expense most of us make in our lives. Just like Nest cams to keep an eye on our homes (the #1 expense) that have become so popular, we also want to keep an eye on our cars while they’re parked and susceptible to tampering and damage. Or theft.

I was about to say... lots of non-white YouTubers have big houses too.

That’s just the Lord’s way of saying that car should no longer be on the road.

I was asking this the other day in one of the last imported car threads.... we import all these JDM cars, but never UKDM.

I can’t remember the last time I saw a SRX of that gen in good well kept condition.... looks like the rear brakes locked up and they didn’t even TRY to counter steer.

Wow, that RAM driver sure did a good job to DODGE that Caddy like that

Good thing it doesn’t have scissor doors. The passenger would have NEVER got out.

My two were in Girl Scouts, but when it became apparent that the Troop Leader was a mother of a psychotic abusive little shit, and she herself was quite the model for uppity Suburban housewife who’s kid’s shit don’t stink, so she gave the little snowflake princess everything she wanted including allowing her and her…

In some of the live stream shots you can clearly see there’s no front brakes, or much in the way of suspension when you glimpse THE EARTH between the front wheel’s spokes:

I have many because I work in a parts department... and have to call on other parts stores and dealerships and maaaaaaannn I’m glad I know what I am doing.

My mom did that in our Astro when I was just learning to drive. Pulled up next to a curb, cut the wheel, and RIP running board.

*RAM

Didn’t see it added, sorry. Also had just added it to Ballaban’s story, so had the link ready to be pasted to you when you responded, which I didn’t expect.

Cool. Now how about adding this Tweet to your other stories about the RAM/MLK commercial?

The point of this all is to take the excerpt from the speech, not the whole thing, and apply it to your life and do good for your community. Oh and by the way RAM has an outlet for that:

At least they didn’t call them “Dodge”.